• Khrieneino Tsukru
• May 4, 2025

Bible Humor: Clean Jokes and Puns to Lighten Your Day

The Bible is full of wisdom, inspiration, and… humor? Yes, you read that right! While Scripture is certainly serious in its message, there’s plenty of room for light-hearted fun, especially when shared in the spirit of joy and fellowship.
This post is your ultimate collection of clean Christian jokes, puns, and biblical quips — perfect for your church bulletin, Sunday school class, youth group, or even your next sermon opener.

Why Bible Humor Matters

Sharing laughter is a powerful way to connect people, and faith-based humor creates safe, uplifting spaces where believers can enjoy light moments together. Whether you’re prepping a sermon, writing a newsletter, or entertaining your kids, Bible humor is a wonderful tool.

And the best part? These are all family-friendly Bible jokes that you can confidently share with everyone — kids, teens, parents, pastors, and even your grumpy uncle!

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Clean Christian Jokes for Adults

Let’s start with some good old clean Christian jokes for adults that are sure to get chuckles at your next church coffee hour.

• Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
  Because he knew there was something fishy about it.

• Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
  Because they were using fowl language.

• Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
  Samson — he brought the house down!

These are especially great for inclusion in church bulletins or newsletters where a dash of joy can go a long way.

Family-Friendly Bible Humor for Kids

Looking for something for the younger crowd? These Bible jokes for kids are short, silly, and safe for Sunday school.

• What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
  A convertible.

• Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
  Because Noah was standing on the deck.

• What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
  Floodlights.

These work perfectly in Sunday school classes or even as part of youth group games with a humorous twist.

Funny Bible Puns for Church Bulletins

If you’re someone who writes or edits weekly bulletins, puns are your best friend. These funny Bible puns are clean, witty, and easy to slip into your layouts.

• Adam and Eve were the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

• Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.

• I’m on a seafood diet… I see food in the Bible and I eat it.

Need more? Keep a section of your bulletin titled “Light-hearted devotional content” where you rotate new biblical puns weekly.

Christian Dad Jokes to Share at Church

Yes, even Christian dad jokes deserve their place at the pulpit. Here are some corny, clean classics:

• How do you make holy water?
  You boil the hell out of it.

• What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
  Crown Him with Many Crowns.

• Why did Jesus use email?
  To send mass messages.

These are especially popular in church small groups or when opening a message with a smile.

Christian One-Liners for Social Media Posts

Want to engage your followers with clean Bible humor on Instagram or Facebook? Try these Christian one-liners:

• “Too blessed to be stressed.”

• “Jesus took the wheel… and now I’m parked outside Chick-fil-A.”

• “Need an ark? I Noah guy.”

Pair these with simple graphics and watch your posts get shared far and wide. They’re also perfect for church social media teams or Christian meme pages.

Old and New Testament Humor

Explore both testaments for inspiration. Here’s how you can split your content for maximum reach and keyword coverage.

Old Testament Humor

• Who was the most business-savvy man in the Bible?
  Noah — he floated his stock while the world went under.

• Why did God create man before woman?
  Because you always need a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

New Testament Jokes

• Why didn’t Jesus play hockey?
  Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

• Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
  Knee-high-miah!

These jokes are a perfect blend of historical reference and light-hearted fun.

Religious Puns for Sermons and Newsletters

Including religious puns for sermons can ease tension before a deep message. They also work great as section dividers in church newsletters.

Example:

“Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil — it has no point.”

Bonus: Free Printable Clean Bible Jokes

Want to take these jokes with you or share them in person?
Download our free printable: Bible Jokes and Puns PDF – includes jokes categorized for kids, adults, youth leaders, and bulletins!

Perfect Bible Humor for:

• Youth group icebreakers

• Church retreats

• Dev